The Asshole Award is presented to ignorant individuals who show outstanding achievement in one of more of the following catagories:
a) Annoying persons
b) Mean persons- also includes rude, obnoxious, greedy, selfish, bad tempered, disagreeable, dishonorable, evil, formidable, hard, malicious, nasty, sour, unfriendly, unpleasant, abrupt, abusive, bad-mannered, crabby, inconsiderate, impolite, intrusive, uncultured, uncivilized, racist, vulgar, insolent, cruel, creepy, cantankerous, churlish, contentious, difficult, cross, grouchy, ill-natured, offensive, bothersome, damned, malevolent, ornery, pesky, spiteful, vicious, pretentious, snobbish, conceited, fake, demanding, bossy, audacious, cocky, cold, disdainful, know-it-all, smug, snooty, snippy, snotty, stuck-up, vain(you proably think this song is about you), brash, careless, discourteous, intolerant, reckless, tactless, thoughtless, and/or corrupt beings
c) Insensitive persons
d) All of the above
I am proud to present the first Asshole Award to a guy who I like to call "The dick in the red shirt who punched my water glass intentionally at Lydia's".
This man is the proud recipient of my esteemed award because he actually punched my glass of water. Who does that?! And then when I firmly told him to stop it he mocked and verbally abused me in front of my friend.
A true gentleman.
2 comments:
Congrats Teegn, You had a Star Trek moment with the Red Shirt.
shawn unless you start punching random people you definatley won't be on my asshole list!!!
and star trek moment!?
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