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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!

As most of you know, I have moved into a new apartment with my super friend, Kathryn. So far things are going really great. The new place is bigger, cozier, and its just the two of us. It is the first time I have felt like I've lived in a "home" since I have moved out of my parents house. It is near perfect, except for the VERY LOUD UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR. It is bang-fest central up there.

So what could they be doing, you ask? I decided to do a little brainstorming myself

  • Bowling
  • Moving furniture
  • Nailing pictures on the wall
  • Jumping Jacks
  • Skipping rope
  • Gymnastics
  • Golfing
  • Floor Hockey

Or I guess they could just be walking reallllly realllly loudly on their heels. But it really does sound like a combination between bowling and moving furniture. It's freakin annoying!!!

Anyway, drop me a line, and I'll give you the address to my new place. We can have a glass of wine, and you can hear for yourself the LOUDNESS of the upstairs neighbors for yourself!

4 comments:

BK said...

I think they're making and testing concrete slippers :)

the heartless pre-Right Honourable jonathon said...

Maybe they're rehearsing to audition for Cirque du soleil. You know how hard it is to do trampeze in your bedroom?

Teegan said...

wow you guys are far more creative than i am!

cutecumber said...

Would sumo wrestling matches be an appropriate guess? If it's that loud, they must be pretty gigantic people! Eww... don't think of the butt-floss loin cloths in that case then.