10. Talk to a friend.
Yes, this is great until you realize that they really don't care and don't feel like talking to you about why you are, in fact, feeling disapointed. I'm not saying I have a careless friend, I'm just saying she was tired and I had bad timing.
9. Overanalyze everything until it finally makes sense.
This seems like its a sure thing, right? WRONG. Overanalyzing just makes things way more confusing in your head until you just keep overanalyzing and you think its this way but it could actually be the other way but it could also be because of something else that you had no idea was going on... yea. I'm more confused than I was before too.
8. Eat.
Go to McDonald's. Eat a McChicken burger with a super size fries with extra McChicken sauce. You will completley forget why you were disapointed and now be upset that you are going to get fat.
7. Try to find yourself some comfort by relating to the lyrics of a John Mayer song.
"You can cross the line whenever you'd like/I'm calling it love soon". Yea, thats right. He'll come around, just like John Mayer said... he's just too chicken shit to cross the line. He'll cross the line and ask for my phone number when he's ready. Riiiiight.....
6. Work out.
You just ate a McChicken burger, a supersize fries, and half a pound of McChicken sauce.
5. Sleep.
We all know that sleep is a really good way of covering up any type of emotion. I have no smart comments about this... we sleep to dream, and we dream to escape.
4. Get all dressed up and go out.
This is a great idea. At least until you notice the person who disapointed you in the first place is in the same room. What started as a "I feel really good about myself right now" type of night quickly will turn into a "I wonder if he noticed me yet" and "Why is he talking to that girl over there... oh no. They are dating aren't they!". Yes, human beings can really be this pathetic.
3. Make up a list of horrible excuses in your head about why he hasn't asked you out yet such as "maybe he just doesn't want to ruin the friendship, "maybe he wants to take things slow", and my personal favorite, "maybe he's just intimidated by me".
Excuses are a great way of avoiding reality.
2. Read the book "He's just not that into you"
This will get the excuses out of your head and help yourself realize that "he's just not that into you" or he would have asked you out already.
And the number one way to deal with disappointment is....
1. Write a blog at 3 a.m. that noone will read.
3 comments:
Hey Teegan, Don't think your the only one up at 3:00 AM. I definatly am! And I got nothing to do but read blog posts. But now i'm hungry for a junior chicken.
awwwwwwww i want a jr. chicken! but i can't...i need to stop eating before i go to bed. that is a baddddddd habit to get into. unless you are scott and are super active and ski and work out.
don't eat when you get home at 3am if you are like teegan and have no physical activity in their life.
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This was a hilarious blog! I'm going through some things right now too and I'm feeling just as bitter. This sounds lame but I'm glad there's someone else out there in this world feeling shitty. Thanks for lifting my spirits up for the day!
~Steph
P.S.: loved the "too intimidated" excuse. WTF? Someone give me a break.
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