Thursday, May 25, 2006

"Ijustwannabefriends"

Finally it ends.

The whole Tim/Teegan drama is finally over. I now realize that he isn't mature enough to be the boyfriend that I would want him to be, so it will never work. We had a nice little chat when I dropped him off at his friends house. It went something like this:

Teegan: We never did get to talk about "the night"

Tim: Yea... we didn't.

Teegan: Yea that night sucked.

(insert awkward silence)

Tim: Ijustwannabefriends

Teegan: Me tooo... (insert sigh of relief)

Tim: (insert many ramblings to try and make Teegan feel better, even though she is not sad)


Now I know all my readers, sorry, let me rephrase. I know that all two of my readers will be disapointed that this ridiculous saga is over, I know I am... well not really actually. I'm not disapointed at all. I'm more just relieved I don't have to think about it anymore and that I don't have to deal with immature horny boys flirting with skanky face girls right in front of me... right... anyway, I know it was fun while it lasted, but I really do think we are better friends. Look on the bright side, we get to start from scratch. No, not Tim and I, I me I guess. Whatever. Anyway, from this point on you will get to read about even more ridiculous new encounters that I get myself into with the opposite sex, and other things... ummm yea... awkward. Nevermind, then. You have to admit my stories are amusing. Funny? No, that is probably a stretch, but it is definatley amusing, and you know what? I'm okay with that.

As my long time lover friend John Mayer has said many a time to me on occasions like these, "Good Love Is On The Way".

Word.

1 comment:

your humble servant said...

hehe, hey cutecumber... i'm the other!
eheh
keep writin, teegs!