I would just like to let the little person know who has been threatening to hmm... oh... i don't know... PAINT MY VAN WITH KITCHEN PAINT... will severly S U F F E R if my van (fondly known as "pipsqueak") is touched...
thank you and good evening!
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terribly sorry, dearest madam. it is my humble duty to inform you that you may want to look at your little pipsqueak and see if he's still got his bright squeakyness about him.
this must bring you severe distress, and i suggest that a proper remedy to the situation would be to go out for coffee... say, with, em... well... *gulp* NOT your ex... but well, ME!
by the way... teegs, dear... your treats for some reason just aren't scary.. they're more funny and cute... sorta FEISTy (haha, HAD to)
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