Well it isn't quite the new year yet but I was thinking that I should start a preliminary list of resolutions that I will try to keep over the next year. Its definatley the time of year for family, spirituality, and of course, self reflection. For me, Christmas holidays is usually the first time where I actually have some down time to stop and think about my life and what I can improve on... and there is always something that can be improved. Through extensive research I have discovered that by just having the one central resolution of "no beer" ones life can be improved extensivley.
So no more beer. As much as I have grown to like the stuff, its gonna start to show. I realize this may be a hard one to fulfill but I am going to try my hardest to not drink the stuff. Bottom line: I'm gonna gain weight if I keep it up.
The next resolution is directly connected to the simple "no beer" resolution, I am going to drink less. By not drinking beer you will drink less. As much fun as it can be, there is mucho moola wasted on it at the bar... and also I won't have to worry about the nights when I drink to much and do/say ridiculous things (just check out www.handsblog.blogspot.com... look under Dr. Teefers... yea...)
Now, if I stay true to these two resolutions some other problems may be eliminated. The first thing that should be solved by this is saving money. I need to start saving money. Much of the money I spend does unfortunatley sometimes go to nights of partying... so this could be solved.
Next on the list is to start going to the gym again. This is also closely connected with the beer issue... for I will replace beer with going to the gym (if some of you remembered I used to go to the gym a lot... but then I replaced it with beer). Now I realize that this is a most likely a very cliche resolution but OH so necessary! By not drinking beer I will then feel motivated to grab carrots to compensate. Fruits and vegtables will be ate on a daily basis and by not drinking beer I will no longer have to feel guilty about the number of carb intake I have in a day.
Now as far as my personal life goes I will try to control my temper. I just read a book that described temper as "the fury". I must control this fury... I can feel it building it me and I need to perhaps find away to tame it before it hurts somebody. Now usually beer could be considered as something that could relax you. You have a couple pints and your problems are magically whisked away, but through not drinking beer you must find different ways to release the fury. Instead of drinking beer to get rid of bad feelings you could go to the gym, practice more, work harder on school... the list goes on!!
So you see, my friends, that beer is linked to every aspect of your life and can create many negative things. By not drinking beer one can grab life by the horns(subliminal dodge/jeep/chrysler advertisement) and take control of their life! By eliminating beer one will not be able to help the transformation that will appear! You will be healthier, hotter, richer, and a more happy person that will be able to control their emotions in constructive ways. By the one simple resolution of "no beer" one will be able to gain control of their life. So just say no!!
Cheers everybody and have a wonderful, non-demoninational and holiday season! Tis the season for love!
-Teegan
Song of the day: My grownup Christmas List- Amy Grant
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